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Shadoweaver [14 Jul 2006|09:56am]

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Shadoweaver


Mercenary, she's called Hemary,

she lives in Derry, she drives a ferry.

Shadoweaver, he's a Big deceiver,

he hides with Leaver, and takes Placeba.


Girls with watches, they make their swopsies,

They drive big lopsies then play hop-scotchie.

Alleurena, she takes a pen an',

then goes Vienna to see big men na'.


Shadoweaver, hey shadoweaver,

You're a big deciever and you'll never leave her.


Mercenary, she's called Hemary,

she lives in Derry, she drives a ferry.

Shadoweaver, he's a Big deceiver,

he hides with Leaver, and takes Placeba.


Girls with watches, they make their swopsies,

They drive big lopsies then play hop-scotchie.

Alleurena, she takes a pen an',

then goes Vienna to see big men na'.


Shadoweaver, hey shadoweaver,

You're a big deciever and you'll never leave her.


The End

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[16 Jan 2006|09:28pm]

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Tom Bombadil


Old Tom in summertime walked about the meadows
gathering the buttercups, running after shadows,
tickling the bumblebees that buzzed among the flowers,
sitting by the waterside for hours upon hours.

"Hey Tom Bombadil! Whither are you going?"
said fair Goldberry. "Bubbles are you blowing,
frightening the finny fish and the brown water rat,
startling the dabchicks and drowning your feather hat!"

"You bring it back again, there's a pretty maiden!"
said Tom Bombadil. "I do not care for wading.
Go down! Sleep again where the pools are shady
far below willow-roots, little water-lady!"

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[07 Jan 2006|08:21pm]

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Dr. Rational


Dr Rational
Lives in Rational
Takes his Rational
Never uses Prozac

Dr Rational
Studied Rational
At Campus Rational
Whilst counting on fish sack

Dr Rational
Orders Rational
On patients for Rational
Tranq gun up the ass

Dr Rational
Loves the Rational
Forces Rational
Through needles up the ass

*repeat four phrases once more

Well I'm ex Rational
I hate the Rational
I sell the Rational
In the back alleyway

I throw up Rational
Have nightmares 'bout Rational
being forcefed Rational
Restrained on the floor

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[25 Dec 2005|06:54pm]

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Tonight's homework

Tonight's homework, listen closely. A language, old, Latin. Take note, words.

In omni aetate, in capite coronam gerebat. In omni aetate, in primam lucem dormivit.

"In every age, he wore a crown on his head. In every age, he slept till dawn."

Feminarum, carpe civis. Gentium, montium, noctium, pontium, urbium, carpe exercitus.

"Of the women, Sieze the citizens. Of races, of mountains, of nights, or bridges, of cities, sieze the armies."

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[25 Dec 2005|04:30pm]

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Turpentine


Babe you taste like Turpentine,
And fucking jesus, you say you're devine.
Necking Absinthe like it's fucking coke,
Then you asshole, you say you're broke.

Babe you taste like Turpentine,
Swopping vodka for Turpentine.
You say you like S&M, you fucked up shit!
Well we'll play, in a bit.

Well jesus dies for somebody's sins,
but you? You'll die in a fucking bin!

Babe you taste like Turpentine,
you fucking dickhead, brandy and wine?!
You're fucked up way beyond repair,
So rub your head, it's all in the hair.

Babe you taste like turpentine,
and thank you, I took your wine.
We'll holiday in Egypt and France,
This is the end, so let us dance.

Well jesus dies for somebody's sins,
but you? You'll die in a fucking bin!

Well jesus dies for somebody's sins,
but you? You'll die in a fucking bin!

The End
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